romanticize the fuck out of life if thats how you cope who cares fuck those text posts that are like “your life will never be a wes anderson movie” well of course it won’t but i’m buying that cute yellow tea kettle anyways motherfucker dont harsh my vibes

(Source: thegestianpoet)


The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
Absolutely wow.


look at this dog though


So I have some sad news. After a lot of thought I’ve decided that after two awesome (and hectic) years my time to leave The Hard Aches has come. Not only for various personal reasons but also because as hard as I’ve tried, I’m not quite what the band needs as a bass player. I want to see the boys succeed and unfortunately I don’t think it’ll happen with me. I’m happy and settled with the decision and I’m very much looking forward to watching The Hard Aches grow. 

My last shows will be a part of our massive East Coast tour that begins next week (dates below). Come out and make me cry on stage or something. 


23/4 - ADELAIDE, CROWN AND ANCHOR HOTEL w/Secondhand Squad, St Judes
24/4 - MELBOURNE, REVERENCE HOTEL w/Shadow League, Flying So High O’s
25/4 - SYDNEY, BLACKWIRE RECORDS - MARKLIFE w/March of the Real Fly, Oslow, Isaac Graham, Ranger Spacey, Dividers, Hannahband + stacks more.
26/4 - NEWCASTLE, THE LASS O’GOWRIE w/Adeline Pines
2/5 - BRISBANE, CROWBAR* w/The Decline, Goon On The Rocks, Epics, No Trust
3/5 - PT MACQUARIE, THE PIER* w/Pelican Itch, Lloyd Loughnan
4/5 - CANBERRA, MAGPIES CLUB* w/The Decline, Revellers + stacks more

It’s been real x


sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast



So I’ve got time to be looking at personal training again and I think I also want to train as a massage therapist which will be fun. Maybe I’ll get a job at a footy club and touch all the butts, that’d be gr8.

My cafe is on hold which sucks, we’ve gotta sell the old shop lease and find a new one etc etc. I won’t bore you with the deets. It’s still happening, just not right this second. 

I’m definitely shaving my head next month, all proceeds will be going to the Royal Flying Doctors. It’s important to my family, family friends and many communities. 

There’s some more big news but I can’t share it yet. 

Okay, that’s my boring update xoxo gossip girl

Fuck the king


Sigourney Weaver in “Alien”, 1979


It’s not even 3 o’clock and already I have had 3 coffees, watched Ancient Aliens, napped, ate my last burrito and achieved absolutely nothing with my day. Win.

It’s been a massive week of decisions. It’s weird how stress takes it’s toll on my body, I’ve been sleeping at least 10 hours every night and I woke up sick as a dog this morning. Y u do this stress?

I’m about to plunge head first into another massive transitional phase and I hate that but it’s fine, it’ll be worth it.