I’ve been scrolling through recipes for ideas to try and come up with some new ideas for work tonight and I am literally crying over some of the pumpkin desserts. There are definitely many drawbacks to life in the bush, one being that the shops would never stock half the stuff I’d need for things like raw pumpkin cheesecakes and stuff like that.

Also, I don’t think many of you have ever lived at a pub but I’ve gotta tell you, it’s really not as grand as it seems. I see my bosses ALL the time, I can’t pull a sicky to go do stuff (not that there’s anything to do) because my boss would SEE ME LEAVING THE PUB. I live above the gaming room and there’s people in there from 11am, when we open, straight through till about 9pm. I can hear their conversations, when they get angry and worst of all, I can hear the fucking pokies. I don’t have a backyard where I can just go chill in the sun and read a book, there’s the beer garden but that doesn’t exactly equal privacy, y’know? I rarely go to the bar purely because I spend enough time in this place. I just can’t seem to escape work and there’s no privacy. It sucks.

Last night I dreamt I went to school in the jungle and had some honey of a  boyfriend (that’s how I know it was definitely a dream lolol). There was some wild storm raging outside the classroom and the teacher couldn’t control the class and it was really hot and humid and some of the characters from Clueless were there. For some reason I wasn’t allowed to sit next to my boyf straight away but had to secretly get there. I eventually did but by the time I did class was over and the school counselor came in throwing XXXX Gold cans to everyone. My boyfriend shook his up and sprayed it all over my face and it got on youtube, had a ton of views and raised a bunch of money. Then I told him he wrecked my hair, we both laughed and then I woke up.


I had this dream just before I woke up, it kinda sucked. My friend was going to set off a dirty bomb in the middle of Adelaide just because he could and as I was running away I somehow changed direction and was running back towards the city. I didn’t know about it but there was a mass shooting on the other side of the city. There were police and ambos everywhere and they thought I was a suspect for the massacre because I was running, they didn’t know about the bomb yet. Once back in the city I went into a building where I was living on the top floor and a two friends and my little bro were there. I went into my room and peeked outside the window and there was four people on the balcony and a police helicopter that had cornered them. They turned around and saw me looking through the curtains and started shooting, I managed to get out of the room and tell my friends and bro what was going on. My brother got upset because the people on the balcony were his friends so he picked up a bow and a single arrow and shot it out the window. I flipped my shit because I thought he’d get in trouble but he told me to look down. I saw that the arrow had started some sort of peace celebration. Then I woke up.


how i feel and not in a good way


2004 Merlot and a movie. I think dad is enjoying having someone to enjoy red with haha. I’m back to work tomorrow :(





Today dad and I drank bundy and coke, got the land cruiser stuck in a creek bed (hahaha) and found a lost emu chick on the way home. It’s now my little mate and the dogs are very confused by it.






imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

Yeah but I’d just have a Siamese twin and that would fkn suck

This already happened to Levi and I.

I’d just have a jug filled with water so I’ve probably got the worst zodiac sign.

Mutant crab man over here

Lion lady, WAHOO!